My name is Osama Bin Laden.
I live in a cave in the middle of a place called NoWhere. I blew up something, and now everyone is after me! Eventually somebody will find me and I will blow up, then someone else will take over my little clany-thing and blow something up, and everyone will want to kill him. It's all very depressing and sucks really bad, but it's going to happen.
By the way, this site is, in fact, the world's best site set up by Osama Bin Laden, himself(that's me).
I want to tell you something before a nuke falls on my head. My message is very important. If you want to know you will have to decode these sentences: The Giant Mutant Monkeys Are Invading Texas On 5/17/2005 Big Purple Turtles Like Green Pickles On Bright Rainy Days. If There Were A Dominant Species Other Than Humans, Pres. Lincoln Wants It To Be Giant Squids. If You Go Walking In The Park And You Get Assaulted By Monkeys, Scream: "I Hate Star Fruit!", And All The Monkeys Will Do A Happy Little Dance, And Throw Lightbulbs At Various Piles Of Airplane Cargo. Miniature Aliens WIll Take Over My Dog In A Matter Of Three Or More Millenia. However Many Acorns I Find In My Shoes, I Still Keep On Eating My Lemonade Pie. Grandma Went To The Kitchen To Buy A Stack Of Apples.
By the way, China better watch out, there's a crazy kid looking to blow up China, you'd better start evacuating! 80,000 Atom bombs he says, amazing. I wish I had 80,000 atom bombs. That would be very useful.
By the way this site is notyou don't already meant to offend anybody and is completely bogus, if it does offend you, please leave, and you don't need to send me e-mails about it. Furthermore, I am not Bin Laden, I am just having fun with this website, trying to make it as weird as possible. Did I do a good job? Oh, and that kid with the China idea, he's just joking, I have a link to his site (soon, if you don't see it) in case you want to check it out.
Also, I won't be able to respond to your E-mails very well, or even at all, because my computer messes up everytime I try:(.
CHECK OUT THESE AWESOME SITES.
I preveiwed them myself, so you won't end up NoWhere with Bin Laden. MSSM was where I was when I learned to make sites, so I put a link to their homepage.
Hamster Dance 2
The Famous Stick Death.com!
How To Keep An Idiot Busy! I won in .75 seconds, try to beat my score!
Fart Jokes, The first few aren't all that great.
A funny site, you can't get out of the jumping dragon maze, I tried every possible combo.